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About an year ago, I started a new project in a stealth startup. Aside from the fact that it would provide currency that could then be exchanged for goods and services, including food for me and my family, one of the biggest reasons I took the job was that I was going to get to learn a lot of new things.

Now, over a year later I can say that learn I did. And I caught myself thinking of what I wish I knew back in the beginning. The following list is probably not exaustive but it’s a good example of what I’ve learned. These are mostly things I’ve dealt with on rewrites, redesigns, or are things that I still struggle with.

JavaScript is magical and that’s not good

I already had a general idea of the issues with JavaScript, but I really failed to grasp how magical JavaScript is. And when I say magical, I don’t mean the good kind that conjures fluffy rabbits inside hats. I mean evil dark magic that would make Voldermort cry. I mean magic in the sense of a language that never seems to behave just the way you think it should.

I wish I knew back then how much work I would need to spend to do what seemed at first to be basic, simple stuff. I often caught myself fighting JavaScript instead of working with it.

AngularJS is awesome but the web works on jQuery

I think AngularJS is fantastic. Really I do. I am not at all sorry for having picked it for the project. I think it’s well-designed and logical and yes, it is magical sometimes, but often in a good way.

But…

I wish I knew back then how much work I would have to do making AngularJS and jQuery work together, and you have to make them work together because honestly, unless you want to reinvent the wheel for every little thing, you will end up using jQuery components. We will revisit that later.

So yeah, AngularJS is great but for it to work properly, you have to do things the Angular way and that means turning a lot of jQuery components into AngularJS directives. Once you get the hang of it, it gets much easier and faster but there’s a bit of a learning curve there.

asynchronously have You think undefined

You have to think asynchronously to work with JavaScript. For a while, it was painful and it surely added to my perception of JavaScript being magical. JavaScript is entirely asynchronous and works like a turn-based game. This can be annoying at first and I caught myself working around this in all kinds of wrong ways. I wish I knew back then what I know now so I’d embrace the async’ness from the get-go. Things would be so much easier.

Large single-page web applications rock but…

Picking AngularJS as my framework of choice, I designed the web client for the project to be almost purely implemented inside the browser in JavaScript as a single-page app. This has some very good consequences, chief among them responsiveness. The application feels fast. Sure it has to download a lot of JavaScript up front, but (1) this is not nearly as bad as I expected it to be and (2) with caching this is done once and that’s it. Switching from a “page” to the other is essentially instantaneous as it’s all pre-loaded AJAX parts of the page. The server actually has to do very little.

But now, if I could start all over again, I would not do it like one big single-page app. It’s just too much JavaScript code and I’ve already established how I feel about that. I never have the feel that things are stable, even though there are integration tests passing all the time. I can’t explain it but it all feels like a big house of cards, like it’s all going to come tumbling down all of a sudden. I simply don’t trust the code. I would much rather use JavaScript sparingly, to do some things but surely not all. I have been fixing this slowly by isolating some parts of the application as separate, but to do it for everything would require a rewrite that I don’t have the time for right now.

Trust the Go standard lib

As an alternative title, “don’t go too fancy with Go.” It’s not that I didn’t trust it, but I sure did try things that honestly didn’t make sense. I am looking right at you, Martini, I had to do a lot of work to get rid of you.

As it turns out, the standard library is really good. And for the things that are not in the standard lib, there are packages that are really well done and work with the standard lib, not against it. I love you, Gorilla Toolkit.

Never assume jQuery components will do what you need

The current state of JavaScript is such that there is literally—in the figurative sense—an infinite number of components out there ready for you to use. As far as I can tell, anything I could ever possibly conceive of has already done and hosted on Github. There are time pickers, calendars, and even a business hours widget display ready for you.

And yet.

I am yet to find one single component that is flexible enough to work for my needs without extensive modifications. And it’s not like I have especially unique needs. I am talking about things that are to the best of my knowledge pretty basic. But no, they never do that one tiny thing you need them to and I spend a lot of time implementing features I need.

Bootstrap responsiveness

For a long time I misunderstood how Bootstrap deals with responsive design. Trusting Bootstrap’s system is a must. It works very well. I wish I understood it better back then. It would have saved me a lot of time. And related:

Don’t use an existing Bootstrap theme

It’s just not worth it. Back then, we didn’t have a designer and we wanted to have our minimum viable product as quickly as possible so we went after something ready. We chose a premium theme that is very popular. It was good looking and seemed really nice. Boy do I wish I had a time machine now.

We are now stuck with it. Switching to something else is something we will have to do eventually and let me tell you: it will be painful. These themes change everything and not in a way that we could simply switch themes painlessly. It permeates everything.

Think of touchscreens from the beginning

Oh boy. You do a lot of nice stuff and then one day you try it on a tablet and nothing works just as your co-founder tells you that your first customer will use the app exclusively on tablets. Then you start panicking and sobbing and crying and running for help. You then find out about the hack that is jQueryUI Touch Punch and although it fixes some of the problems it creates new ones and then there’s jQuery Mobile which is OMG fantastic except lo and behold it doesn’t play well together with AngularJS. And then you find some projects on Github trying to get jQuery Mobile to work alongside with AngularJS but they’re no longer maintained and won’t really work that well and…

Well, it would be best to think about touch support from the get go.

Stop worrying about the size of your JavaScript

Or actually, do worry, but for the right reasons. One of the things I learned is that the web is full of outdated and/or otherwise uninformed advice.

Stop laughing.

Yes, it’s obvious, but still. With little experience with web frontend programming, I used to worry about the size of my JavaScript code. And the web doesn’t really help. Search a bit and you will find people telling you how horrendous it would be to download 100Kb of JavaScript and how the only way to save your customers is to access files from popular CDNs.

It turns out that’s kind of like cargo cult programming. It’s just a bunch of people repeating something they heard somewhere. Things change. We measured them.

Concatenating and minifying our files and serving them gzip’d and with aggressive caching is actually faster. Even concatenation is about to become irrelevant now that SPDY is becoming more common (IE11 now supports SPDY3 and the upcoming versions of Safari for OSX and iOS will as well.)

The first access to our app downloads almost 1MB of JavaScript code and CSS files. It sounds horrible but it’s really fast, even on bad 3G with with defer and async. Speaking of which.

Most of the advice repeated as a mantra on the web is from before browser support for <script defer> and <script async> was widespread.

I think that’s about it. Now all I need is a time machine.

Um amigo publicou um texto no Facebook hoje que me lembrou do MBA. Vou deixar o texto aqui, como exemplo do tipo de texto comum em escolas de negócio e deixar o julgamento ao leitor:

ASSALTO MUITO INTERESSANTE.

Durante um assalto, em Guangzhou, China, o assaltante de bancos gritou para todos no banco: “Não se mova O dinheiro pertence ao Estado Sua vida pertence a você…”

Todo mundo no banco deitou-se calmamente no chão. Isso é chamado de “Mudando o conceito mental” Mudar a forma convencional de pensar.

Quando uma senhora apresentou-se sobre a mesa provocativamente, em que o ladrão gritou para ela: “Por favor, seja civilizada isto é um assalto e não um estupro!”

Isso é chamado de “ser profissional” Concentre-se apenas no que você está treinado para fazer!

Quando os assaltantes voltaram para casa, o ladrão mais jovem (MBA treinee), disse ao ladrão mais velho (que só completou seis anos na escola primária): “Big brother, vamos contar o quanto nós temos.”

O assaltante mais velho rebateu e disse: “Você é muito estúpido. Há tanto dinheiro que vai nos levar muito tempo para contar. Hoje à noite, o noticiário da TV vai nos dizer o quanto nós roubamos do banco…!”

Isso é chamado de “experiência”. Hoje em dia, a experiência é mais importante do que as qualificações do papel!

Depois que os ladrões saíram, o gerente do banco disse ao supervisor bancário para chamar a polícia rapidamente. Mas o supervisor lhe disse: “Espere, vamos retirar U$ 10 milhões do banco para nós mesmos e adicioná-lo aos 70 milhões dólares que já foram desviados do banco”.

Isso é chamado de “nadar à favor da maré.” Convertendo uma situação desfavorável para a sua vantagem!

O supervisor diz: “Vai ser bom para nós se houver um assalto a cada mês.”

Isso é chamado de “morte do tédio”. Felicidade pessoal é mais importante do que o seu trabalho.

No dia seguinte, o noticiário da TV informou que U$ 100 milhões, foram retirados do banco. Os ladrões contaram e contaram e contaram, mas eles só podiam contar o montante de U$20 milhões. Os ladrões estavam muito irritados e reclamaram: “Nós arriscamos nossas vidas e só levamos 20 milhões de dólares. O gerente do banco levou 80 milhões de dólares com apenas um estalar de seus dedos. Parece que é melhor ser educado do que ser um ladrão..!”

Isso é chamado de “Conhecimento que vale tanto quanto ouro!”

O gerente do banco estava sorrindo feliz porque suas perdas no mercado de ações foram agora cobertas por este roubo.

Isso é chamado de “Aproveitando a oportunidade.” Ousadia para assumir riscos!

Então, quem são os ladrões reais aqui?

Conde de Kakflour

I have long been a bit of a nomad. What is interesting to me is that I don’t really like change too much. I am a creature of habit and yet, here I am.

Four years ago, I moved to Argentina due to professional reasons. At the time, I had my mind set that I was going to give it a try and come back if it didn’t work out. It was a hard decision too, since my wife and I were pregnant of our daughter. But we took the plunge anyway. We knew we could always come back and as Terry Pratchett wrote in one of his Discworld novels —

Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.

I am now leaving, returning to my old country. It is mostly due to the economic situation in Argentina. I was able to mostly protect myself by keeping my savings in Brazil as well as transferring as much money as I could from Argentina. But still, I need to make a move. Our daughter is growing up and should start school soon so if we’re going, we should go now.

I officially left my job about a week ago. My wife and daughter left soon after as I stayed to put our affairs in order — selling stuff, closing accounts, the whole thing — and now it’s my time. I am leaving in the morning.

Being here alone made me think about — and fear — the future. Why is change always so difficult?

It isn’t that I have doubts about the decision itself. I know it is the best move for us. But I still fear it.

Will I ever find another job again? Am I too old to do these things? Will my daughter learn to speak the language? Rationally and logically I know the answers to these questions. But the fear of change is there.

What I learned — or at least what I tell myself — is that it’s fine to be afraid. Being afraid just means you are about to do something brave. Or stupid. Starting tomorrow, I find out which.

_Adiós, Argentina.** **_See you all on the other side.

Eight years ago I joined a great company in Intel. It has been a great ride but as of a few minutes ago, I have informed my manager that I quitting my job for personal reasons.

A couple of years ago, I relocated to the software development centre in Cordoba, Argentina. It was always meant to be a temporary assignment but it ended up being longer than my family and I ever thought. And as our daughter grows up, it becomes ever more difficult to engage in international relocations, so my wife—who also works at Intel, by the way—and I decided that we needed to act. We set a hard deadline for the move and stuck to it. This is it.

My wife and daughter will be flying to Brazil in two weeks and I should follow some short time later, once I’m done closing everything behind. We’ll be relocating to Curitiba, where my wife and I first met 13 years ago, so it’s fitting.

So this is it. Good bye, Intel, it’s been fun and I wish you all the best.

I have a little confession to make: our family is going through a rough patch. Both my wife and I are having problems. No, not between us. And both are experiencing very different sorts of problems. But the happening-at-the-same-time complicates the one-supports-the-other thing.

And to compound to that, I have been sick.

As I sat in the waiting room at the hospital the other day, waiting for some exams, I felt like this is one of the worst times of my life. I feel tired, unmotivated, unappreciated, and generally unhappy. And fucking hopeless. That’s the worst part, I suppose.

I also have been distancing myself from friends lately. Ostensibly to avoid distractions in a time where I am having to give all and a bit more to a project I do not believe in. Truth be told, I just don’t feel like small talk but I also don’t want bring others down to my Dark Hole of Misery. And so I’m trying to keep some distance.

I feel lost. I look at my friends and how they all seem to have it all figured out already. I’m still trying to figure out who the fuck I am. I was so sure when I was younger. I was so fucking good at what I did. Now? I just don’t know anymore. I feel unhappy.

I know some people who will be So. Fucking. Happy. reading the paragraph above. This one’s for free for you guys.

But not all is bad news. I actually got some good news last night. I can’t tell the details although I know some of you know exactly what this is about. Anyway, I now have a set date for it and it’s in under six months from now.

I’m actually confident that this will make it all better somehow. Just have to wait.

Sorry for the downer, but I felt like writing something.